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Poilievre vows to stay on as party leader for reasons of being otherwise unemployable (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chances are he follow in the coat tails of his Sith Master Stephen Harper and go into the dark arts of international ultra conservative right wing political manipulations.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Someone will drop out and he'll get elected via a by-election. There's a reason why Andrew Scheer is still an MP and O'Toole isn't, people like him and Lil'PP don't know anything about the world except politics, they're useless as human beings outside that field (and in it if you want my opinion). O'Toole had professional experience outside of politics, Scheer and Lil'PP don't.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Yeah, we saw him try to make pizza