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A new $3.5 million surgical robot has arrived at Winnipeg's Health Sciences Centre, promising precision and faster recovery for patients.

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[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 6 points 3 days ago

Jesus, I ate that onion.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll still disappoint it

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Never stop trying.