Since everyone else before me is too mature:
They made it for your mom
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Since everyone else before me is too mature:
They made it for your mom
Yeah, she told me that you were so embarrassingly bad in bed that she had this built out of frustration. She's quite satisfied.
Makes sense, your mama so fat, everything than this thing is like salami in a hallway.
Try to put it on. The locals love it when foreigners do whacky stuff!