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Hey good news guys! (lemm.ee)

submitted 6 months ago by perishthethought@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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I found the last bug in my program!

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[–] algernon@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There are no bugs. Just happy little accidental features.

[–] Mad_Punda@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

I often incorporate features into my software that ensure it shuts down automatically on certain actions, or when you’ve used it for too long. So you can go out and see some nature. It’s totally not crashes.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a senior dev I can confidently tell you that isn't a bug. The code was written to do it that way, and the code is right, so it must be right. Maybe there is a bug in what you think it should do.

[–] Mad_Punda@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

The only difference between bugs and features is documentation.