I have now done Democracy. There really needs to be a way to put the Arse Trumpets lower than last place.
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tough call cause I wanna put family first last. And Pauline Pantsdown last. And the Libs last.
Yeah, I had 5 out of 8 candidates that I wanted last. I just want the trumpets even more last.
Arse trumpets hehe
I don't like the libs but I put them above those wild fringe parties so they won't get a preference at all. Put them any higher and it all flows to the liberal party anyway
Yeah I rate the libs higher than the RWNJ parties. If the choice was dutton or palmer I'd take dutton... and probably look to leave the country.
Sanity check: My kelpies got anxiety. There were some fireworks over the weekend in the middle of suburbia for some carnival thing. We didnt know, and it took 30-45 minutes to get a poor traumatized dog out of his kennel to come inside for a cuddle on the couch. I'm speaking to the vet to get some anti anxiety meds. I just asked the council if there was some sort of site or list to get notified on planned fireworks (since the council have to approve them anyway) they said there wasn't but I could put in a request in writing.
Am I being THAT guy if I send an email to the council just saying "Hey, it'd be really awesome if you updated your request form so that when you approve the fireworks it sends out an email or updates a web page saying "Fireworks approved for this date and time at this location"? the oval thing they use is surrounded by housing estates, seems like a really simple thing to do to make a dog (and his owners) life a bit easier? Or am I being a NIMBY?
Be That Guy. You've found a hole in the system that needs plugging.
It ain't just for dogs, people get triggered by that shit too.
Seems reasonable to me.
Not at all a NIMBY. It sounds like a great suggestion, and is really something they should already be doing. You might want to consider either sending it to your local councillor as well, or at least sending them a copy, as if they push the idea it will tend to get things happening much quicker. It's the sort of thing that should be fairly easy for them to implement and is also likely to be popular without upsetting anyone, so they might be happy to jump on board to push the idea forward. I'd suggest an opt-in email list that people could sign up to, which could be advertised to pet owners with the registration renewal notices.
Great idea. It'd be low effort for them and would probably save them money on having to deal with/catch escaped dogs roaming the streets.
Councils tend to be more fragmented and disconnected than most orgs though so it'll be a matter of getting to the right person.
I hope the poor pup's ok. I grew up with kelpies and they're such beautiful dogs.
That's a fantastic idea! I don't know if those Asian cracker bunches count for firework approvals, but I've had them let off meters from the house without warning before --panicking both me and the cats.
If there is notice, I start playing some thumpy music (like Rammstein) very low several hours beforehand and up the volume every half hour or so. Seems to help somewhat. There is also a thing called a Thumdercoat.
I don't think this is NIMBY, I think it's very very reasonable. My only note is that your council might never do anything about it (iirc you are in Casey?) but I'm sure you know all about managing your own expectations when it comes to getting the cogs moving in local government...
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Back from holiday. Landed to a grey Melbourne over the weekend and wondered why TF I live here. Then I had a coffee and I was like "oh yep, no I kind of get it now". Devastated to discover I haven't been made redundant in my absence at work.
Where did you go? What did you do?
just up near coffs harbor visiting family. Mostly just drank coffee at the beach.
Lovely
It was. I knew they lived on like a little farm thing inland a bit, but what they DIDNT mention is they were like 15 minutes from some of the best beaches NSW has to offer. Woulda seen them sooner had we known that!
I love how this cat sits
This is the mother cat. Who absolutely will be spayed soon.
She looks like she has a quest for me.
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Sky pretty
I will very shortly be undertaking the exciting task of filling the van with petrol for the first time. Like the blinkers the fuel cap is on the opposite side of the car than I am used to. I have to break 19 years of habit and pull up to a different fuel pump.
Coming back to work almost feels like a holiday from kind of being a single parent, looking after two sick kids, and a massive drive yesterday
I turned off email and sms notifications on my phone. Holy shit what a reduction in distracting beeps to break my concentration. Most of it was bullshit emails or reminders about services that really didn't need my attention there and then.
the only email notifications you need are bills. Insane people have those on if you're not on call.
Okay, I didn't manage to get up early enough, but I've helped my mum with all the morning chores, had a good breakfast, made a rare SECOND! cup of coffee and written down the most urgent work stuff to do. Time to put on the headphones and get blastin'. I wish I could've brought my work laptop with me though, my personal laptop has so many distracting things on it...
E: getting stuck into it \o/ but holy hell working in my bedroom crouched on the floor is not doing my back and legs a favour. Study has no AC and living room too busy with tradespeople coming and going and having to shut a lot of windows to run the AC (and it will be too cold for my mum).
Have sussed out a good massage place nearby that I am definitely visiting tomorrow...
I'm slow cooking braised steak and onions and the house smells amazing. Also very peppery.
sounds very nice ๐คค
On Saturday, I thought about switching to primary teaching. On Sunday, a customer comes in with her kids, the older one annoying the younger one. The mum tells the older kid to pick his favourite item in a particular aisle of the shop, and he does but then goes back to annoying his brother. So I went around with this kid and we picked out different colours and numbers. The mum tells me she's a primary teacher and that I should do primary.
I will miss teaching science a bit. I explained a bit about stomach acid to a kid today and his face lit up, and also saw a prac simulating digestion, with food turning into crap, and students got to "shit out" the food by cutting a hole at the end of a plastic bag and squeezing the digested food out.
But I think primary is where I'm headed :)
Spotted in Brunswick. Bit hard to read, but very funny
The spam from this party is unreal - got two messages over the last few days, and more before that. How do they have my number?!
Whatโs the last word at the top changed to? Rump?
Yeahโฆ Vote 0 rump riot (bum face)
Nonsense solutions reducing the living
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It's art!
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I am ready for my holiday. Can I go now?
Yes you may. Provided you've cleaned your room and brushed the cat and put the rubbish out.
I wouldn't mind a holiday that involved brushing cats. If the cats are friendly enough...
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Nose is blocked. I hate mouth breathing ๐ญ
whinge whinge rant rant
I dreamt about babies choking all night and I have woken up a bit disconcerted and on edge.
tide's still out, time for a walk ๐๐
A kid today used TWENTY matches to light a Bunsen burner because another kid kept blowing out the flame. Grrr
lol at that point I'd just give them a bic lighter.
Yesterday a huge bird flew past my head while I was walking along the beach. It was a sea eagle ๐ฒ https://birdlife.org.au/bird-profiles/white-bellied-sea-eagle/
today I saw a pair of small hawks hunting on the grassy dunes . I took a pic but it looks so tiny perched up there on the top of the tree where it can look out for prey
I did my democratic duty today. Got a spam text from trumpests as I was standing in queue. Coincidence or geolocation? Is that even possible?
The magnate behind trumpests could be spending all that money on the betterment of society but instead forms a shonky political party?
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8 rental inspections booked this week. I've got a couple more with queries in as times are not listed. It's getting very hard to keep track of everything. My initial spreadsheet idea didn't work out, I'm going with the advanced scraps of paper approach instead. Allows for shuffling and throwing in the bin as required.
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Yeah, Iโd been messing with her mouth and trying to get in some little scrubs to get her used to the toothbrushโฆ but today was the first real attempt at a clean and it was so difficult.
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She tightens her lips to keep me from getting to the back teeth that need it most and they or the gums seem quite sore. Iโd use bonjela but it isnโt safe for cats. I only bought brush and paste but I should have got mouth gel and swabs to apply it in the hope of getting things less inflamed and sore before going in with the brush.
Maybe I can get a chance to swing by a pet shop that has them soon.
Edit: I brushed my own teeth right after and she just sat and watched me do it with a haunted thousand yard stare
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