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Delicious Satan.
So dumb, we don't believe in Satan either.
Except Mr Satan:
How do you do that with Jam? Like physically I don't understand. I'm lucky if a jam only ends up on the toast and not on the counter on the way to the toast. It a messy bitch
Put a handful in your mouth and use your lips like a rectum
Squeeze bottle, I think.
Oh dang it I wrote Santa again.
Then you have to cover it up with a whole bowl full of jelly.
The guy can’t read. It clearly says “satin”, as in bed sheets.
Here I thought it says "Satah" as in ... Uh ... I don't know actually.
Who is going around offering people jam on toast?
Atheists
Touchè.
someone go check on alex. Dude is eating off newspaper and using squeeze bottle jam
Fun Fact: cheap street food was served on newspaper as a cost saving measure, but it also tended to absorb some of the ink, which would sweeten the food because it contained lead!
"Fun Fact": Troubling Fact