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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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If someone were to record a flawless, 4K video of an actual alien walking around or a spaceship flying overhead, people would just think it's a deep fake.

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[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 141 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Plot twist: aliens introduced generative AI so people would dismiss evidence of their existence.

[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's the XKCD code for this?

[–] Two9A@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 week ago (9 children)

If I were The Aliens, I would've stopped coming here somewhere around 2013-2014. And I don't say this with any kind of undertone, I just feel we haven't developed in significant ways over the past decade. They most certainly haven't presented any social interest, so it's a study. They'd only need vertical slices every half century to a century or so.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My guess is that the Earth is a petting zoo for some aliens. The adult aliens could come here to see how weird and stupid we are, while their children would give us some bitcoins to see if we do anything funny. What if some conspiracy theories, like the flat earth nonsense was a prank pulled by one of the visiting aliens?

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now, now, let's give ourselves fair share of the credit, we're dumb enough to come up with Flat Earth on our own, tyvm!:)))

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Starting the anti-vaccine conspiracy would have been too cruel. I think any young punk would be grounded for a century for pulling that off.

Instead, I’m pretty sure humans are the only species capable of such self destructive behavior and aliens can only gasp in horror as we throw ourselves into the fire.

Also, climate change denial … oh, that’s just next level stupidity. No need to bring the doomlaser here. This species will be done sooner or even sooner. Maybe try planting a smarter species here next time around?

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[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ever read Roadside Picnic?

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like I should look into that.

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[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That depends on your description of development. Socially, economically, etc we have reverted and are doing the same things that failed 100 years ago. But there have been breakthroughs elsewhere.

Cas9 gene editing through CRISPR has opened a ton of incredibly valuable medical options around that time. The same with mRNA vaccination breakthroughs leading into the COVID era.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

These are noteworthy and relevant breakthroughs, yes, but I don't see us doing anything dramatic with this technology in less than a decade, maybe two. And that's just for something like regrowing teeth, way longer timeline for anything fancier. We're still just basically optimising old tech right now. New battery designs incoming, solar panel tech is getting better (slowly), we are moving, yes. But it's like watching people paint the living room at this point, and I assume long-distance space travel still isn't "cheap" for them, even with their fancy manoeuvering.

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm not sure there was ever the possibility of a really convincing UFO video. I'd be skeptical of something extremely realistic even if we were still in the days before convincing traditional effects. It's just too high a bar - it's much easier to believe that a video was staged, even to an unbelievable level, than it is to believe that it depicts actual beings from another planet. I think that's why the UFO community hangs their hat so much on Disclosure these days. They must realize that only confirmation from a trusted authority could be real confirmation.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

They must realize that only confirmation from a trusted authority could be real confirmation.

This is a neat observation because it's ironic on it's face. UFO people actively work to discredit institutions and authority. But you're right, they are desperate for confirmation from the Pentagon, the Vatican, even something on official DMV letterhead would be a blockbuster event in UFO/conspiracy spaces.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What authority do you trust today?

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Lets put it this way: in the 60s, a photo was not a simple or common thing. Only a few people had a camera at hand, and films could only take 20 to 30 pictures, so they were used sparingly. Still, many UFO pictures date from back then.

Nowadays, everyone has a camera on person, and you can do thousands of pictures in a row. There are millions of recording video surveillance cameras everywhere. So if UFOs exist, there should be myriads of pictures and recordings, many of which in top notch quality, where you could read the labels on the little green mens console buttons.

So far, they remain to be seen.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Take a picture of a plane with your cellphone. Not to say that there are aliens in any way, but the devices we have can barely capture a decent picture in a grocery store security system. After 20/30 meters pretty much nothing is clear without specialized equipment.

[–] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah there is a reason why plane spotters use 400+mm lenses

[–] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There is a very reasonable explanation for this: If we are a topic of research for them, they could have simply stopped studying us in the same way

Take our own science for example. We pull out of studies when the funding dries up. Maybe the aliens’ government grant ran out. Or, perhaps they have a policy of avoiding interference with the subjects. They could have changed methodology in response to the threat of high resolution recording equipment

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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You clearly underestimate the stupidity and lack of logic employed by conspiracy theorists.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well, I mean convincing to the public at large. Yeah I know I guy, otherwise perfectly smart, that is convinced that aliens are real based on the cheesiest, most obviously faked videos from back in the 80s or whatever.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow. An actual shower thought.

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[–] andallthat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As an alien I would now spend all my time targeting wannabe influencers. Wait until they are alone, get naked and let them take high-quality pictures and videos of my green ass while I dance and play yankee doodle on my harmonica

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

If Kirk were an alien...

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The new benchmark is the pentagon releasing the videos, with radar, and infrared, as well as testimonies to congress from people who are skeptical themselves.

Seriously though, what the actual fuck are those UAP videos... It's fucking wild.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Actual, legit Fortean lore regarding this is that the phenomena knows when it's being observed and photographed, and can manipulate time and space such that it doesn't show up on digital photos.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How convenient. Reminds me of Carl Sagan's "The Dragon in my Garage" essay.

For anyone who hasn't read it (I highly recommend reading the entire book that it's from: "The Demon-Haunted World") here's a link (it's only two pages): http://people.whitman.edu/~herbrawt/classes/110/Sagan.pdf

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

That's so pathetic.

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[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've seen one myself, back in 2015. Flew right over me without a sound. Someone else on the ground saw it too and flashed an extremely bright beam at it and it responded back by flashing multi colored lights back. I took a picture of it and the only thing that showed up is a small blurry dot. But it was at night.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Yep that sounds like a flying object that no one identified.

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Supposedly the DOD and alphabet boys have pretty good video, and have gone around confiscating good videos. That family in Vegas that claimed that they had aliens in their back yard a few years ago, the one where the cops said they didn't think it was a prank but wouldn't go into detail as to why, got a visit from the alphabet gang not long after, and they had surveillance cameras that pointed into that yard.

Now, as to whether those videos really do exist or if it's a bunch of hokum, well, it's going to have to be a case of maybe believe it when we see it. I've been following the UAP disclosure efforts with great interest, regardless of where they lead. I've always been a UFO/ET enthusiast, but I'm the type that wants to see proof, not "trust me bro, just look at these three pixels, my cousin said he fucked an ET in the army". If we're going to get proof, though, at this point we're going to need more than video. That window's been shut for a while, thanks to CGI, Photoshop, etc.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It's all B's you couldn't keep it secret with that many people knowing about it.

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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, people thought the pandemic we had going for years and the vaccines that controlled it were hoaxes. That the moon landings never happened and that Earth is flat. You are assuming the bar to close that window is way higher than it actually is.

FWIW, sensible people would be more than capable of identifying that situation correctly. Mostly because one has to assume that an alien visit would be more diplomatic engagement and less playing peek-a-boo with an interstellar vehicle for no discernible reason.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Aliens have been pranking us for millions of years

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

The good news: if we heard tomorrow that astronomers had discovered an exoplanet with life, it would now sound plausible.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I always giggle at the idea that aliens would come here in some super advanced spaceship.

Look at the spacecraft we've managed to land on other celestial bodies. They're basically the lightest, sketchiest, life support boxes with a rocket motor that we can manage to get to the destination. It would be reasonable to assume that any alien out there reaching earth for the first time would either send a rover, or it would be the jankiest craft that could just barely get here.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's assuming they came here first :)

Also, assuming one of the 60 horrible things happening right now doesn't prove the Fermi paradox.

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[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] Ramblingman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I followed disclosure for a while and it seemed to be mostly grifters. The big reveal never comes, meanwhile they are raking in the cash writing books and attending conferences. Some of them even have ridiculous shows on the "history" channel.

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