"... As a great CEO..."
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Yeah, I really don't like that taste of vomit in my mouth he just made me experience...
I used to have a president who bragged about how humble they were
"...and he's the best second shift server we have on staff"
Ngl if it weren’t for my soul crushing student loan debt, I’d do this. Not to qualify for jobs or gloat, I just love learning.
I hope to start a PhD before 40 but the finances and family life aren’t looking too promising.
Why do you think he's still in school? They can't start collecting until you finish school. All he has to do is remain in school longer than fasfa remains solvent....so Id say he's got a chance.
You can audit classes for free at Harvard online.
Bruh. I question very seriously the wisdom of any applicant who has a PhD. Considering that a good deal of my job requires me to fire useless phds when their idiot bosses won’t do it.
I have a PhD, btw. Been through the trenches.
My employer has hired a few PhD’s for entry level engineering positions, and then they always end up fired because they are too incompetent to do it.
“I have a PhD”. Yeah, but you can’t even do this basic shit and your doctorate is in nothing we care about, but you knew some people.
I have 47 different degrees and two years of experience as a degree forger
People just business shit post there all day, huh?
What else is a CEO supposed to do, work?
This person’s LinkedIn account is real but they’ve also written a book about getting into all the top programs, they’ve been a CEO of their own company since 2013, and been on other boards. You can find him pretty quickly in the comments on that post.
Am I being cynical or oblivious when I see that history and assume it's mostly bullshit?
I think it might be satire.
He was getting a masters in math at Harvard at the same time he was getting a masters in education at Stanford, while also going to Stanford Business School.
Taking one class of each program at a time technically counts as doing that program!
Except the timelines they have for all the course are as if he was a full time student…. Something isn’t adding up here.
It also says they cum loudly, don't think it's a serious document at all
(Do... Do I have to put the /s? Probably... Oh well)
This individual has more debt than the United States government.
I have 20 BAs, 17 AAs, and 4 doctorates.
If only 1 of them was in my name... 😮💨
What's crazier is the Twitter guy acting like he was taking a risk...
If I was the applicant and I found out about this, I'd 100% start applying to a new company.
You might get the job, but no one is going to listen to you.
Edit:
Or does LinkedIn look like Twitter now? I never used it so assumed it was Twitter and the screenshot was linked in profile
Yeah that's LinkedIn.
You can tell because it's as crazy as Twitter but not quite as racist.