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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

and god help you if you ever use any of them, obviously you have time to play games you don't have enough work to do. It's all for show.

I remember a Meta recruiter reached out to me. We had a couple of talks, and then on one of them I asked "So how's the work life balance"

Oh it's great! We have a 24/7 cafeteria here, so if you ever need a snack it's always available. We have sleeping pods, so you can easily sleep, and even 24/7 laundry services, so it's all around a very relaxing place.

Uhhh yeah man. I'm not some kid fresh out of college. I own a home, and I'm very aware of my work time vs my personal time. Hard pass all around. Kids, if the company sounds too good to be true, there's an ulterior motive. Those things sound super great..... but they're of course all meant to keep you working around the clock, meeting deadlines. The companies aren't "hip" or "cool", it's all to attract you, and then work you to the bone. A strict 40 hour work week is better than foosball anyday.

I know I'm preaching to the choir but for the people interviewing for their first software gig - well maybe one of them will read this.

[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I agree with work life balance, but working at meta for 2-3 years for $300k might be worth the sacrifice

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

$300k might be worth the sacrifice

Right? I realistically just need 150k/yr to be stable in my area, I could chuck the other 150k/yr into savings and quit after 3 years with 450k in the bank

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The hell? I live two years for 100k CHF. Lucerne, Switzerland, flat in the historic, more expensive part.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying there are no cats? That could be a problem.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm glad my workplace has a cat. Although, the cat does cat like things at the most inopportune moments.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 months ago

Mine has a cat and a dog

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

People bring their dogs to work all the time in my office. Fortunately, all of us are dog lovers, so we all enjoy it.

The other trend that doesn't bother me, but surprises me is that I'd estimate about two thirds of the people in my office vape at their desks.

We also have bean to cup espresso, which is nice. People will go find high end beans and contribute them. It works out nicely.

We're highly educated professionals, damnit!

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Vaping indoors, at the desk ?! I would hate to work there.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not me and I have an office. It doesn't get to me.

But I can definitely see that it would bother a whole lot of people.

On that, I'm old enough to have begun my working life when people smoked cigarettes at their desks. This is a much, much better alternative.

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn the smoking at the desk must have been awful. Dont get me wrong, im a smoker and do enjoy a indoor cig every so often but sitting around it all the time cant be nice.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I smoke too, and I would HATE to bask in my own. Or someone else’s. Just an icky feeling and experience.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know it's wrong and that I'm going to Internet hell for admitting to it, but there's a smell when Grandma would light her cigarette in the hot box car with the windows up that I find nostalgic to this day even though I find the concept of smoking in a car repugnant

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago

Nah, plenty of people have that olfactory nostalgia. It’s a pretty normal thing.

Also, my dad has NEVER smoked but he says he likes the way my cigarettes smell lol

[–] storcholus@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'm allergic to dogs and I hate that trend