this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] bahbah23@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Granted, cats now weigh thousands of pounds.

[–] turddle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Poor cat lady’s house is now full of giant leopards. RIP

[–] towerful@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

I'm sure that if John Spartan thought rat burger tasted good, that cat burger would be fine too.