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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So when you're looking up there you can see.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

This guy looks

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does it come out your mouth though, that's the real question

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

…I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!

Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Depends if it's a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It's how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…

The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What I don't understand is that if girls don't poop, then why don't they just use urinals

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.

I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.