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Take the good old broom handle and bang it to the ceiling. If you don’t respond, they won’t even think about the possibility of annoying the neighbor. Do this always. And after every sound from above.
If it doesn’t help, you can bang the ceiling now and then at night time. Alarm clock is your friend for this move. Best under their sleeping room. Just to make clear, that you can fuck them as well. But this is the showing your teeth step already.
Before showing your teeth, you should talk to them and make clear that you like to sleep and it’s simply too loud and not viable at night. The talking step is step 2, between responding every time and step 3 showing teeth.
It’s a mix of brain and muscle approach. Not every human can use its brain directly and need to experience physical feedback first. Good luck.
Step one: broomhandle
Step two: go up and ask
Step three: go up and tell
Step four: police
Step five: randomly play jumpscares on their bluetooth equipment.