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JetBlue passenger claims their cancer returned after spat with flight attendant over emotional support bulldog (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

my fav are the dozens of emotional support dogs people walk into the fucking supermarket.

you fucking prick, just because you bought a vest for your rabid chihuahua that says comfort animal does not mean it needs to be pissing inside the market.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Gives a whole new meaning to "Pissed in your cheerios."