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Sonic Shower Thought: Someone has probably used holodeck technology to feel like they're pooping at home. (lemmy.ca)

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I know people who only poop at home. I can't imagine being out in space for years. With holodeck technology... Someone is bound to have written a program that simulated their bathroom at home.

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[–] darth_helmet@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We didn’t need any more supporting data to cement “cleaning out the holodecks” as the worst job in starfleet

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can’t you get it to clean itself?

[–] darth_helmet@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s a job in Lower Decks which I think makes it canon.

That being said, it would be hilarious if holodecks can be self-cleaning but they still make ensigns do it anyway to “build character”

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s the worst job because it’s really boring. You just go “Computer, run holodeck cleaning” and wait for it to finish?

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scraping carbon off of slightly harder carbon using phasers. Apparently it's a manual job.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah Star Trek is so silly about manual tasks. You’d think they’d have Phaser Roombas (Phoombas). Like it’s either get a crew member to do it or you end up with an evil AI and barely any in between.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Lol agreed!