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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

they are used to program machines

Which HTML cannot do, because if it could, that would be called a program. That's what the word means.

HTML makes documents. It's a markup language. It's not even Turing-complete accidentally.