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we are safe (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 1 year ago by produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they drastically reduce ... quality for short term acceleration

Western society is built on this principle

[–] PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me about it...

I left my more mature company for a startup.

I feel like Tyler Durden sometimes.

[–] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How you liking it? How many years have you aged in the months working at your startup?

[–] PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My hairline has started receding very rapidly. There's there's these fine hairs all over my desk, and I see the photo I took when joining directly before turning on my camera every meeting.

[–] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

Doesn't sood good at all. I'm sorry to hear that, friend. I really hope there's enough upsides there compared to working at a more mature company for you.