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Sleep paralysis demon (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by deathmetal27@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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What does your sleep paralysis demon ask you?

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

'This markup language isn't even as capable as Habbo Hotel, but it counts anyway because I just called it a programming language.'

There is a literal hierarchy of syntaxes which are recognized by different categories of machine. Programs require a Turing machine. Anything lesser - in a subset like pushdown automata or finite-state machines - doesn't need a proper computer. So it's not a program.