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submitted 3 months ago by genfood to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That was great

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss 😔

[–] towerful@programming.dev 16 points 3 months ago

Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you do it for $100?

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

You mean p!$$