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Pick a side Javascript (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] Comment105@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Java devs are prima mental gymnasticists, always able to make anything make sense.

[โ€“] Konlanx@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

JS !== Java

Try Javascript some day!

  • We have truthy and falsy! Empty string or null? Yeah, that's false!
  • Of course we can parse a string to number, but if it's not a number it's NaN!
  • null >= 0 is true!
  • Assign a variable with =, test type equality with == and test actual equality with ===. You will NEVER use the wrong amount of = anywhere, trust me!
  • Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it.
  • True + true = 2. You know I'm right.

Try Javascript today!