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Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP (web.archive.org)
submitted 2 months ago by morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Finally i'm gonna be able to contribute!

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[โ€“] christopher@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Write the kernel in Arnold C

https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC

[โ€“] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

i mean if you want chaos, program in whitespace