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Kristi Noem Saves Face by Claiming Dog She Shot Was Infected with Woke Mind Virus (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 7 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I can't even tell what's parody anymore...

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“I thought the dog was growling when I heard it go ‘herrrrrr’ near my son, but then I realized it was trying to queer him up by referring to him as a ‘her.’ I knew the only way to protect him at that point was to put a bullet between Fido’s woke eyes before he turned my children into transvestite commie Jewish Palestine sympathizers.

..you cant? reeeally?

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is she the same Person who said Jewish Space Lazers were starting Forest Fires or is she the one that said Teachers are turning kids Woke and therefore we need to give them Guns?

[–] Sidyctism@feddit.de 0 points 7 months ago

I think greene was the spacelaser moron.

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