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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It would probably be better for the country if he went full Dark Brandon...

... but it would be funnier if he went Diamond Joe. Just no fucks, breaking the law for petty shit with total immunity because "That's what I was born to do man, even Johnny Law thinks so"

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We're coming into your program with breaking news. Today, President Biden decree'ed free ice cream nationally forever. Of course the industry is now in turmoil, scrambling to submit paperwork to the Department of Agriculture for reimbursement since there's been a flood of people taking advantage of this. We go to Jessica who's on the floor with a Republican Senator. Jessica?

Thank you Mary. Senator, what do you make of the Presidents action?

It's appalling. He's a Dictator now! This isn't what our freedom loving country was founded upon. Later today I will introduce articles to impeach President Lactose for this disgusting abuse of power.

Sir, your own party's candidate has openly said he'd abuse the power to jail his opponents, and you've openly supported him. Surely, giving out free ice cream isn't more dictatorial or impeachable.

Ma'am, I dont like your lefty questions. Your one-sided commentary. This interview is over.

Mary, its clear this is a divisive topic in the halls of Congress. It also isn't helping the mood among Congress that President Biden has been seen walking around with sunglasses on, eating ice cream, asking random Republicans "what's got your goat, Jack?" Back to you.

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This was a most excellent way to spend 45 seconds

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