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Microblog Memes

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[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just found out the lady who cuts my dogs hair is a groomer. You just never know who you're dealing with I guess.

[–] PopShark@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

:D*

*emoticon used because the joke is funny NOT because of the implications of what the joke meant. Results may vary restrictions apply call your lawyer before making bold statements have a nice day

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This emoticon caused uneven tire wear! I'm suing!

[–] PopShark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sir please calm down we told you to get our one-year alignment guarantee

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

WHAT? Y'all are driving your cars around on Lemmy rotors/axels/wheels? Lemmy isn't strong enough, this is not its intended use!