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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)
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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Look, I'm all for equal representation and equal opportunity for everyone. The US had a black president already, which is awesome, but I'm not thinking the next step here is to "recently convicted felon". Maybe try for a woman as president first?

Just saying.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

There's a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on "first felon president."

  • First Woman President

  • First Openly Gay President

  • First Asian/Pacific Islander President

  • First Albino President

  • First Teenage President

  • First Werewolf President

  • First Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Robot President

  • First Robot Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Normal President

We could go on and on too.

[–] MockingMoniker@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The gnostics wouldn't accept any president. I'm expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.

This reminds me of one of those furries who always has to interject in any role playing situation that they're furries and their character is a furry despite nobody in the gaming session actually asking or encouraging that person.

[–] geissi@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

First Robot President

Is Nixon available ?