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what prank/petty revenge did you get away with? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I have 2 examples.

Ill share one; my stepdad was always a huge piece of shit. He still is, actually. He'd trick us into eating tomatoes. Me at 12 could eat them, whatever. My 5 year old brother was forced to eat them, and got grounded if he didn't. He would actually force us to eat foods we didn't like and would literally backhand us across the face for "disrespecting" that we had food on the table.

I worked at a sub shop that had the hottest of the sauces. I told a similar version of this story to my boss, and got my hands on an illegally 'hot" sauce. I poured the whole bottle into a store-bought salsa i knew he'd eat.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I once made a guy I knew piss all over himself a couple of times, because I told him you can make yourself cum without touching yourself. I was just talking shit to see if he'd believe me or not.

He was furious and came up yelling " You made me piss all over myself, you lied it's impossible" So I doubled down on it and he did it again.

I don't know how many times he tried, he stopped telling me about it after a while.

He was an absolute fucking dumb piece of shit oxygen thief.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I hesitate to ask, but how was he trying to stimulate himself that he ended up pissing all over himself?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 21 hours ago

I think he was clenching too hard or trying to force it and it just happened, I'm not entirely sure because he never told me the details, he just yelled at me for making him piss himself.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

oxygen thief.

I’ve died laughing 🤣 😵

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a wild greentext of this out there from his perspective

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

There quite possibly could be one on there from him about it, he's the one who first told me about 4chan.

[–] 0_0j@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Ooh, he doubled down LOL, the audacity 🤣