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Do Trump Maga voice.
Old and already answered but I gotta try my hand at it.
We got samples, they said it couldn't be done but we did it. And everybody i got to say... These samples ... No one's ever seen samples like this. Of you should've heard what people were saying they told me (mocking voice) "we can't get the samples we have to wait" I walked in on day one and got those samples. They said it couldn't be done, I got samples, I got the better samples they didn't even want to tell us about but I got em. When I went in they were begging to give me these samples. I said "no. I want the better samples" and we got em.
And the forms. Oh you won't believe the forms let me tell you about the forms. Barak Hussain Obama... I don't know if you've heard of this guy... He's scared now, all the democrats are because they've been having their friends at the fake news tell you they couldn't get the forms.
I got the forms, I got the samples and now they're scared. They are scared because they know I got the best forms and the best samples. They said it couldn't be done. Ive already made some calls and worked out deals to get 200 forms done. Never been done before, they couldn't believe it.
Do you know how many forms sleepy Joe got filled out. You wouldn't believe it 5 maybe 10 maybe who knows. Where are these forms and... AND... they were Terrible forms. The worst... I couldn't believe it. I asked him "where's the forms why aren't we getting the forms". Day one I got 200 forms some say it's more, it could be more, I don't know, probably more. 200 forms can you believe that. The best forms and that's why they're scared now. We've got more forms, better forms, than probably anyone else in the world. They can't believe our forms. Their saying "wow look at those forms" they wish they had these forms they can't believe it... And we're going to keep going... No one's ever seen it. never been done before.
ROFL.. you must be the guy who writes his speech.
Our very great, very excellent team collected samples, and might I add these are some of the greatest samples we have ever seen! I went to the russian scientists and they said "mr. trump we have never seen samples these great" such great samples indeed.
Leaving out the "and we tested them" bit is intentional. Trump would probably forget an important piece of info in his word vomit.
^kinda^ ^like^ ^chatgpt^ ^ngl^
Lol.. even without mentioning him one can tell it is him saying all that.
I heard Trump say "The russian scientist went wild on the samples." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4WgOPT9TUA