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satire_irl: Trump forgets instructions to not mention Canada again until future governor Poilievre has won election
Omg thats hilarious.
"“We should have expected something like this,” said one Trump ally who would only speak off the record as she’s currently the premier of a western Canadian province."
Hahaha
The rest of the quote: "We should have expected something like this,” said one Trump ally who would only speak off the record as she’s currently the premier of a western Canadian province. “He’s a great man, a genius, a king among ants, but he is unable to either retain or follow simple instructions.” That second sentence. we're so fecked, but at least we won't drag Canada down with us, any time soon.
Guess !nottheonion@lemmy.world missed out on a good one lol
Edit: almost then