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The only reasonable solution is to keep a cache of weapons and pick off the weakest neighbours in a time of crisis.
I suggest pensioners as they will have good stock of blankets and canned foods. Also, decent tools and such.
Work your way up the ladder of weakness and you'll be fine.
I keep a large wooden sword under my bed for this exact purpose. Course if the neighbor has a wooden pen I might be in trouble.
The penis mightier definitely
Dunno. Havnt seen his so really cant compare haha
Stop wasting time then!!!
nahhh. people react SUPER weird when I say "yo, show us your dick"