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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuckin' couches, killin' Popes. That's the JD way.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I hear he fucked the Pontiff's couch after poisoning him.

IDK, they fired all the fact checkers and the blue checks don't mean anything anymore, so I guess it might be true?

[–] PentastarM@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did the pope's couch even say thank you??

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

Goddamnit, that's the worst laugh I've had today. By all qualitative and moralistic measuring, the worst

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, it may not be true but lots of people are saying it.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hear he didn't need poison, just sucked his soul straight from his body like shang tsung.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

I thought it was a little sus when I saw this in the C-Span footage of JD Vance visiting the pope

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks for that ... now I'm going to waste my afternoon watching Zebra Corner

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I think it’s from one of his former associates.