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Harry Potter and the Military Industrial Complex

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[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There’s a WP. Voldemort succeeds and then gets drunk on his own power and attempts to take over the muggle world (pure blood and all that) and he promptly gets his ass handed to him by the military.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah he opens a portal that goes directly to Skid Row, he is instantly stabbed, robed and killed.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

"Oi! Nice stick yer wavin' gov'nah!"

gets stabbed

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Expecto AGM-114

[–] BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Writing Prompt