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[–] VivianRixia@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TypeScript?

It is Microsoft JavaScript.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

TypeScript is actually pretty nice, it'd be JScript instead.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

TypeScript is only nice compared to JavaScript. It still has most of the warts and footguns of JS, but the typing system really is badly needed.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah but it's Microsoft JavaScript.