this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] clockworkrat@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Spoken by someone who will never be able to shit and ejaculate simultaneously

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s not a gender limitation.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spoken by someone with only one liver

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

OK, Prometheus.

[–] duhbasser@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’ve somehow figured out a way to disappoint my eyes. I didn’t know my eyes had feeling until I read this comment. Thanks, I guess in a weird way.

and your comment made me feer my eyes too! just not in as bad of a way