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[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 357 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Obviously once you take it home you’re supposed to screw off one of these heads and store it somewhere. After a few months/years when the brush head is dirty enough, you go find the clean head and shove it up your ass.

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, you rotate it so it drips on your hand. Obviously.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It won't drip on your hand if you rotate it fast enough. Go Darth Maul on that toilet.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Kidnap it from Dothomir and then cut it in half?

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

Corn on the cob

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My friend wants to know if they have to wait to shove the clean one up their ass or if it's something they can do right away.

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

If you ask me I would wait but really it’s up to your friend

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No they have to wait it's a space law

ok uhm... What do I do after shoving it up my ass? asking for a friend...