this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
206 points (95.6% liked)

Asklemmy

43760 readers
1090 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy ๐Ÿ”

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Job: cashier

Item doesn't scan

Customer: "That means it's free, right?"

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

Only about 4 weeks in as a cashier and I've heard this enough to last me a lifetime.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] young_broccoli@fedia.io 66 points 3 months ago (13 children)

Im a locksmith.

Customer: Do you make duplicates? Me: Yes C: How much? M: Depends on the type of key C: The normal one M: -_-

Or, after opening a customers door who was locked out:

C: Why so expensive tho? It only took you five minutes! M: -_- (Thats exactly why you dumb fuck, and I told you the price beforehand)

I also hate when people tries to haggle the price because I know for a fact that Im the cheapest locksmith in the area.

[โ€“] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'd be tempted to lock them back out and leave.

[โ€“] young_broccoli@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I have thought about it. Perhaps some day when I get really tired of that BS I will do it but for now, I need the monies.

[โ€“] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 15 points 3 months ago

Lock the door, drill the core. Charge them for a new core + re keying + installation and wear on the drillbit. Use 30 minutes and make sure the price is 3x of your regular unlock fee. Now they are 6x on your time for only 3x the price. Super bargain

load more comments (10 replies)