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Anyone living a bit more rural?
I have a bottle of wolf urine previously acquired to deal with a fox issue at the old place. I do not have a fox issue at the new place and consequently I do not need a bottle of wolf urine at new place. I do not want a bottle of wolf urine at new place, which has all its storage in the basement.
Please come take my wolf urine ๐
How exactly does the wolf urine get in the bottle? That would not be a fun job.
First you have to catcha the wolf
Then you have to patta the wolf
I'm not sure about the bottle part
And then you have to getta yourself to the ED.
Funnel yadda yadda yadda bottled wolf piss.
Thanks for asking, was definitely wondering myself...
There are more foxes in urban areas than rural. There was one on top of my shed last night in fact. I do not however want a bottle of wolf urine to deal with it ๐คฃ
I am in need of a possum deterrent, but also do not want a bottle of wolf urine. The down sides of such a substance massively outweigh the possibility it might work.
Can you just dump it around your area?
or into the toilet where urine belongs?
That would be a VERY bad idea
Genuinely don't know. Why's that?
It utterly reeks. A toilet even with the lid down distributes droplets into the air. You will poison your whole house.
Search fox urine Reddit for many examples. There are also hilariously awful ones about otters and penguins.
Feeling glad that human pee is easily diluted
I should send to @melbaboutown@aussie.zone , would deal with the dickheads in their yard wonderfully......
Iโll pour it into a water pistol ๐ซ
Did you say...
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Wolf... urine?
Yea, piss of de lupine