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Jokes on them, Uptime Kuma pings my doorbell cams every 5 seconds and starts the self-destruct sequence if they aren't reachable.
Apart from the fact that I don't believe you :) What would your self-destruct routine actually destroy?
the PhotosOfRealNature folder...and browsing history because they don't deserve the memes
The antidote
Certainly not any evidence, as that would be illegal
It actually only checks every 30 seconds and sends an email if it fails for 3 minutes. But don't tell the feds.