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[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We need a plastic magnet to save us all. WTF is this timeline.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone of us has the equivalent of a plastic spoon in the brain. Humanity is finished. Not a big loss, all things considered.

[–] electricyarn@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Presumably there is that amount of plastic in all the creatures on earth as well. Remember that pkastics are petrol products. We can save the earth by simply removing the fossil fuel industry entirely.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We kind of have that:

https://www.sciencealert.com/theres-a-surprisingly-simple-way-to-remove-microplastics-from-drinking-water

The problem is that you can't exactly boil solid food, and its energy intensive. But at least it's something.

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well that's not a magnet though, meaning you can't attract it away from being mixed in with other particulate matter. You can with Iron, for example.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think we may have FOUND the microplastics magnet. Plaques in our bloodstreams from the article. They were finding MUCH higher concentrations of microplastics in the plaques. My laymen guess is that the plaques themselves are more "sticky?" to microplastics and collect them. The only downside right now is that means we stroke out when the "magnet" gets full.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 4 points 1 week ago

Magnets: How do they-HRNGH!!

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Hence why I said kind of.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Non-Harambe 23-C