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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid (theonion.com)
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White House sources have confirmed the successful execution of 19-year-old college sophomore Evan Dixon late last night by an elite team of special forces.

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago

I ate the onion for a second there.

God damn, we are in the worst timeline.