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[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I prefer to finish pooping before receiving a high velocity enema

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes it pushes it back up for another day or two.

Why do you hate efficiency?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I ain't no expert, but I would rather have a normal poop release than a two-day-drier, rock hard, anus ripper

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Username does not check out (this time at least)

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Look at this person living the high life full of privileges where they can poop everyday regularly.

But if you wait until after you don't even need an enema