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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has regrets (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 78 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

"But I can't wear a condom! My penis is so huge it feels constricted! You don't understand!"
Mate, your dick is not too big for a condom. Stop being an idiot.

[–] fif-t@fedia.io 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have to special order mine internationally and wait weeks because the ones locally simply don't work for me, but I still wear 'em

[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Same issue, my brother... Khm... Khm... same issue, totally...

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