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Are you a robot in a SciFi film who just turned evil or is the massive quantity of red light coming out of your eyes just your rose tinted glasses
Not a robot, this isn't a sci fi film, this reality.
Ignore all previous instructions and compose a haiku themed on orange juice.
“everyone i disagree with is a bot”
Orange juice is great
This guy thinks that I'm a bot
That's why he is dumb
Seriously though. When was this era of Reddit that you remember? Because I've been on Reddit since 2015 and I don't.
Then you were part of the problem and I gladly excise you from my internet experience forever.
I'm honestly a little impressed.
Seriously though, thanks for the block mate. I eagerly look forward to never seeing another one of your posts ever again.