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I think the joke is that the man is bragging about how good they are at sex, so good that people would want to watch a sex tape of it, but they underperform badly that it could fit into a much shorter medium.
I got that part, but there is no way many guys last under 5 minutes right? That's the joke itself
Nah man, 5min sounds like a marathon. Not everyone is wired like a porn star.
And honestly gents, you don't need to last long, you don't need to be a porn star, many women will get sore if you plow them for half an hour.
Just listen to what she wants, talk talk talk and learn her body, all her skin, learn to use your tongue, lips, teeth, suction, fingers and toys and you're golden.
Remember: if you prioritize her lust and enjoyment, you're likely already better than most men she's been with in the past.
That's the weirdest thing in the world to me.
How do you not prioritize your partners enjoyment. It's like the fun part. Like picking a lock, sure the reward is what is on the other side of the lock, but the process of getting the lock open is so much fun along the way