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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you're shitting remotely now too?

Do we tell them about the remote shit technology that just landed from Uranus?

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

It’s not that great anyway. Your local toilet will surreptitiously grab and analyze your poop, dispose of it so you don’t need to flush, and have the remote toilet extrude an identical copy someone else has to flush.