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Bingo of crappy IT processes (lemmy.ml)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We have the one hour daily meetings we call “standup” 🙄

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Right? Minute 55-60 is the 15th minute. Fuck that. If it takes that long then the team is too big for agile or the scrum master had lost control.