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Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump (www.bbc.co.uk)

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Trump is on blood thinners? Why?

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

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He's in his late 70s, doesn't exercise, eats like shit, and is drastically overweight...

Like, it's one of those things that are just safe to assume. Blood thinners arent really that rare for people 30 years younger than either candidate.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

I wonder what his theoretical are is lol.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

His blood is thick with hamburger juice.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

A lot of people that age, with his OBVIOUS unhealthy BMI are on blood thinner as prevention more than anything else.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

To prevent strokes and heart attacks. It's pretty common.