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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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imvii@lemmy.ca

Trash talk a customer, lose $22 billion in business. Good job, Musk. (www.advanced-television.com)

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[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His actions hurt the businesses. He doesn't own majority shares in Tesla or Spacex. He might find his ass expunged from these businesses. This might kick off self reflection, a bit of depression, and several deep dives into a series of K-holes and a possible overdose.

Musk is a fucking asshole, but he isn't immune to chemicals. We already know he enjoys his drugs.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'd prefer if someone swapped out his ketamine with something a bit more.... Violent on the body. A ketamine overdose is too peaceful