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Trump Site Launches Limited-Edition Assassination Attempt Sneakers (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 76 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Saw the headline: "Haha, theonion really nailed this one"

What's the inverse of eating the onion?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago

Crying?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Boofing the shallot

[–] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Shitty Supreme Court candidates made sure I know the existence of boofing…

[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.

It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Eat the onion long enough, and the onion eats you back.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Poe's law.