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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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Voted for Trump, lost job. (lemmy.ca)

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a wild fucking ride. You would think typing that all out might have turned on a light or two, but nope.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

See, she’s the good kind of federal worker. It’s just the others that are bad.

Everybody knows you pick rotten fruit not fresh. Sheesh. Man, analogies are hard.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

The absolute best part is her saying that they shouldn't just fire probationary employees, but they also shouldn't believe the five things in an email either.