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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 180 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Idiot here. Is it proof that Fauci did 9/11 harbor to fake the flat moon landing on 5g vaccine autism with gay-hurricane-powered Jewish frog space lasers funded by Bill gates and George Soros?

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 84 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you're not having a stroke right now, I must be.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fi yuo thnik yu'oer hvanig a steoerk, plaees clal 191 imemdaityl.

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh one one eight nine nine nine...

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta do it Scottish

Naught one one fo fo 9/11

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you can't tell which person in your group is having a stroke right now, it's probably you.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

Being in a group is a terrible time to have a stroke.

jk jk unless...?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

You can give me a stroke

[–] Damage@feddit.it 14 points 2 months ago

New Deus Ex plot sounds dumb

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What's everybody got against the Jewish Space Lasers? Rabbi Rabinowitz has been in charge of those lasers since 1998, and he's been doing a damn fine job keeping the Martians and asteroids at bay! You know he's only come down from Skylab II twice since he took the director's position up there? You know what that much zero gravity does to a man? He's been up there so long, he can't come back anymore. He's gonna die up there manning those lasers. That's what Rabbi Rabinowitz has sacrificed for his country and planet! And the gall of some people, ranting about the Jewish space lasers. Are there Jewish space lasers? Yes! And they've been keeping your dumb ass safe from Martians and meteors for decades!

[In my head, I read this in Bernie Sander's voice.]

[–] redbr64@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I mean, it's quite clear that there are Jewish space lasers, I saw them in this documentary many years ago

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol rabinowicz is Slavic for son of the rabbi so “rabbi rabinowitz” sounds like a character from a Bourekas comedy

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've used the name before in a similar tale. It just really tickles me to think that there in fact ARE Jewish space lasers, and there's a brave group of rabbis up on a space station keeping the planet safe from extraterrestrial threats. And "Rabbi Rabinowitz" is one of the most ridiculously over-the-top Jewish names I can think of. And instead of nefarious conspiracies, it's very fun to just be like, "what do you have against the Jewish space lasers?! How dare you insult the good work of the great Rabbi Rabinowitz! You ungrateful bastard. He's given his life to save you!!"

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe getting clowned on will snap them out of it. Regardless, love the bit. Long live rabbi rabinowitz!

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uh, it’s hurricane-powered gay Jewish frog-lasers. Hurricanes CAN’T be gay alright.

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Hurricanes happen because of the gays. Get your shit together, people.

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The tooth is out there...

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Nailed it in one, bro!