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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Each stegopenis can pee (and cum) individually, not necessarily altogether.

Even if you get face fucked and pregnant, it would be a normal pregnancy not a brainchild.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, how would the baby come out then?

In one way, out the other.

Just like food.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Since you are answering questions, would each penis function for defensive posturing? You know, like a cats fur and tail when it screeches...

Many get erections when nervous or anxious. I'll allow that